Dead Baby Pasta

This is a great halloween dish that is sure to disgust everyone. It's also pretty tasty. Don't forget to WASH EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU BEGIN

Recipe & Ingredients

Firstly, head out to allrecipes.com and print out the recipe for Quick Artichoke Pasta Salad. Make sure you double the recipe! This is important. Also use Raman Noodles (2-3 packages) for the pasta, they work awesome because of their crazy texture. You'll also want to buy the following:
  • 1 small tomato
  • 1 box of lasagna pasta
  • String cheese (3 sticks)
  • Red food coloring
  • platic wrap
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    Miscellaneous Ingredients

    To prepare the baby we'll need a few items. Your best bet is to check the Good Will or Salvation Army for most of these things. I found the doll at Toys R Us for $19.99. Everything else cost me a total of $6.00. Here's what you need:
  • Scissors
  • Hack saw
  • A dowel or pvc pipe
  • A onesy
  • A doll
  • A baby wash tub
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    Prep Time

  • Bring a large pot of water to a boil and cook your lasagna pasta el dante (about 5 minutes). It should be just flexible, but still have some rigitity. Remove it from the water and put it in a big bowl and set it aside.
  • Using the same water, put your raman noodles in and stir in the red food coloring
  • While the noodles are boiling get the doll and your scissors
  • Cut the arms, legs and head off.
  • Cut the hand off of one of the arms; Preferably an open hand. Leave the other hand attached though. We'll use the detached hand later.
  • Go check on your raman noodles, and dump them into a strainer in the sink when they are done. Rinse them with cold water and let them cool.
  • Go back to the baby. Put the arms and legs into the arms and legs of the onesy
  • Next, pull out the plastic wrap and line the inside of the onesy with plastic. Make sure to cover the holes for the arms and the legs so the stuffing doesn't come out. I used 2-3 layers.
  • Now, go get your lasagna pasta, it should be moist and sticky. Use it to line the inside of the body cavity.

  • Gently place your baby inside the wash basin and set it aside
  • Now follow the recipe for Quick Artichoke Pasta and prepare your dish. After you mix in your red Raman Noodles your meal will look something similar to this:
  • Stuff your baby!!
  • Take your small tomato and peel it (use a potato peeler). Then carve out the core so you don't have the gross green top. Slice it up, but keep it together.
  • Make some room in the left chest cavity of the baby and insert tomato.
  • We're almost done. Take your 3 string cheese sticks and cut them in half, lengthwise. Place them in the chest cavity, 3 on each side. Edible ribs!
  • Your baby is done!
  • Make sure you wrap it up real tight for storage if you aren't going to eat him tonight.

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    Finishing Touches

  • Take the head and hand to the shop for some work
  • Take the dowel/pvc pipe and cut it down to make a nice handle. Use the hand that we cut off and stick it on the end of the handle you just made. Then, usin the hacksaw, chop off the top of the head. Now we've got a serving dish and spoon for the big meal!

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    Enjoy!